All couples get to a point in their relationships where they are completely comfortable with one another, and let the walls come down between them, especially in the bedroom. They become unafraid to ask for what they really want, and sometimes, things might get a little weird. You have to earn that kind of honesty, but once you do, it opens up the door for all kinds of weird, kinky behavior. Here, 15 Reddit users reveal some of their weirdest sex habits.
Impressions. Ok, at least it’s not Austin Powers or William Shatner, but this takes role playing to another level. We can’t help but wonder if he can do any other cartoon characters? Maybe Spongebob?
Bouncing. Well that’s one use for breasts. Sounds like a slam dunk to us. As long as they’re not massive, it probably doesn’t hurt either. At least this user can appreciate the humor and embrace his wife’s strange habits.
Suds. There’s traditional romantic stuff like dancing cheek-to-cheek. And then there’s rubbing cheek-to-cheek (that’s butt cheek, of course). Bubble baths aren’t just for kids, and this couple is clear proof of that.
Licking. We’d hate to see how this fight ends. How do you determine the loser? Whoever has the most saliva on their body has to clean up? Sounds like they probably need to stay well-hydrated for this game.
Butt slaps. It seems like getting to bed would be impossible, and we can only imagine how sore their butts are after this game is finally over. But you’ve got to hand it to them, running all around the house slapping butt is probably great cardio. Tag, you’re it!
Hugging. OK, it’s a little odd. But nevertheless, we surprisingly find this a lot sweeter than we would’ve expected. Intimate hugs rule. Extra bonus points for getting that warm tummy skin contact.
Zombies. What exactly constitutes a zombie kiss? We’d like to see this in action. Do they moan and groan too, and stagger around with their arms outstretched? So many questions, so little answers.
Grabbing. Holding hands is overrated anyways. Why not put a new spin on it? We just hope she doesn’t forget they’re in public sometimes and get grabby at the movie theatre or the supermarket.
Role Reversals. There’s no better way of gaining perspective than by putting yourself in someone else’s shoes. Or pants. Or condom. We think this is seriously funny, strange, and cute, all at once.
Hamsters. How they came up with this one, we’ll never know. This puts quite the interesting spin on role reversal. Can she do other rodents or is it strictly hamsters? How bout a ferret or a rat?
Vampires. That creates quite the mental image, and we’re not sure we’ll ever be able to think of vampires the same way again. Talk about going the extra mile. We wonder how cleanup went.
Grooming. We hope he pays this much attention to detail in all aspects of the relationship. Maybe he sweeps the house with the same precision? At least she doesn’t have to pay for a Brazilian.
Buttons. We’d love to know what kind of machine this user has imaged that uses nipple buttons. It must be the latest version of iPhone, now with an even better “touch” screen. And what happens once he activates the buttons? We’ll never know.
Smells. Perhaps your fiancé was a dog in another life? As long as he doesn’t smell like one, no harm no foul. But it’s got to be crazy ticklish.
Fingers. There’s a first time for everything! We think there are far more men out there who would enjoy (or currently do enjoy) this little habit. We say, more power to ’em and congrats on your new discovery.
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