5 Gross Things Your Girlfriend Does Behind Your Back!

Have you ever wondered what your girlfriend does in that split second that you are not looking? Sure, she’s sweet and dainty with you, but what is it that she does when she is all alone with no one to judge her? I’m not talking about what she does at ‘that time of the month’. There’s grosser stuff than that! If you didn’t know, there are 5 Gross Things Your Girlfriend Does Behind Your Back!

1. Pulling Dry Skin Off And Eating It

Did you know that your girlfriend probably increases her protein intake by peeling dry skin off her lips or arms, even legs, and swallows it? It cannot be the protein they are going for here! So, next time you are sitting in front of the TV stroking her, she’s probably also gnawing on her lip and rolling the skin around her mouth before swallowing it down. It may be crunchy, but definitely not like the skin on a fried chicken. I would say it’s totally unconscious because it’s more of a habit. Kissing her may never be the same again. But if you don’t mind the risk, make sure she brushes and gargles a couple of times.

2. Eats Her Boogers

If you didn’t know girls pick their noses, then I am not so sure which planet you are living in. But that is not as gross as popping it in the mouth and swallowing it. Their defense would be that they pick their nose when no one is looking. Thing is that there’s always someone looking, always! I’d like it to be put on record that picking your nose, is like farting, burping or pooping. The common denominator in all that is, it should never ever be done in public.

3. Sniffing Her Armpits

Human biologists tell us that the glands in our armpits produce waste. Our women, however, don’t see it from that angle. They will rub their hand over their smelly armpits and sniff away. Of course, she would never admit it in front of you, even if caught in the act! Some have mastered the art so well, such that they no longer have to use the hand, a sneaky sniff does it all. Some have taken to another level where they rub their hands under sweaty boots and sniff that.

4. Sniffing Her Own Farts

If you didn’t know, the period farts at ‘that time of the month’ are a special kind of special, they smell differently as compared to other times. Let’s call them ‘period poots’ for now. With this knowledge, a woman will be out there farting, just to sniff its smell. And she’s the only one who knows what’s coming because it is only her who knows how her body is changing.

5. Shaving In The Shower Using Your Razor

This one doesn’t sound so bad, does it? Not until when those curly curls drain and get stuck on the floor of the shower. What is even worse is when she doesn’t even bother rinsing the razor! And don’t you dare say a word about it, or it will cause such a fight that will end up being your fault and not hers. Solution to this problem is that, leave your razor in the bathroom for her to use whenever she wants and stash a secret razor some place safe. Just make sure she doesn’t find it. And while you are at it, have a secret stash of toothbrushes, just in case, she’s using yours to scrub her fingernails. So, you’ll have a clean razor, and toothbrush, and she’ll think you are a gentleman by not complaining about those curlies.

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