The invention of the internet essentially gave us a never ending source for learning and entertainment. But like most things, too much of something can be bad and there’s always that one person who has to ruin things for everyone. The latest WTF of the week comes from a man who uploaded a video of himself over the weekend having full on sex with a McChicken, according to the Mirror and Business Insider. Yes, you read that right— a man had sex with a McDonald’s chicken sandwich. And you thought your weekend got weird. Read on to find out more.
Trends. You might have found yourself scrolling through the internet this weekend and probably noticed the McChicken hashtag trending amongst the Kardashian and VMA hashtags that were also trending.
Mediocre. If you’ve ever had a McChicken, you know they’re not anything special, and just a mediocre meal to satisfy your hunger when you’re in a hurry at best, so why is this sandwich trending you ask? Brace yourself— the answer isn’t exactly what you’d expect.
The act. A man uploaded a video of himself to YouTube having sex with the unsuspecting chicken sandwich, which left many people with so many questions. Was it consensual? Did they go out to dinner first? And the mayo, so much mayo….
Reactions. While the video itself is disturbing, the internet reacted as hilariously as you would have expected, with hundreds of people taking to Twitter, Facebook, and other social media platforms to post their reactions about it.
Video. One YouTube celebrity named Sky Williams posted a video where he filmed his reaction saying, “If you’re, like, wondering, why the McChicken thing is trending, [it is because] there is a man f**king a McChicken. And he is, like, giving it to that McChicken. It’s a long-winded sexual struggle,” said Williams, as reported by the Inquisitr.
Memes. Other people used gifs and memes to show exactly how they felt after watching the video, which only encouraged the hashtag even more.
Celebrities. Even celebrities couldn’t resist their curiosity and admitted to watching the video. “I wanted a McChicken but u all f***** it up with that video. It’ll now take me six days to forget and order again,” said model Chrissy Teigen.
Concern. Seth Rogen, star of new movie Sausage Party expressed concern that his raunchy film involving talking hot dogs might have started this entire thing saying “I really hope that Sausage Party in no way inspired this #McChicken thing.”
Taken down. The video has been taken down from most websites for obvious reasons, but still remains in some dark corners of the ever expansive internet.
Statement. McDonald’s has yet to make a statement regarding the incident, but we’re almost positive most people are anxiously awaiting to see what their reaction will be.
Press. We’ve all heard the saying “any press is good press,” but it’s still too early to tell whether this video will be more helpful or detrimental to the fast food chain’s business.
Food sex. Unsurprisingly, this isn’t the first time someone has uploaded a video of themselves having sex with food. In 2014, a teen posted a video where he viciously assaulted a Hot Pocket (no this isn’t sexual innuendo, it was a literal Hot Pocket), which begs the question, is anything sacred to these people anymore?
Shock. “I wasn’t planning to do this s**t. I asked some kid if I should post, like, a shock picture [to Twitter], and he was like, ‘Yeah dude, do it, those are the best,’” the teen told First We Feast.
Blocked It’s .safe to say that since the videos were uploaded, the Hot Pockets company has blocked him on social media, you know, for obvious reasons.
Incognito. “I mean, my [real] name got out there [after this], but people don’t really know who I am. I feel like it’s gonna, like, f**k s**t up [for me] maybe in the future, [but] I was kind of on a roll of [being] Twitter [famous]. I know that all of that s**t doesn’t [really] matter, [though],” he continued.
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