Some celebrities just have to have the whole world know about their sex lives. Sometimes it can be empowering and educational, while other times it’s just idle gossip. Which stars brag about getting it on all the time, and give us all the dirty details? These TMI specialists talk way too much about how great their sex lives are and it gets kind of gross. We really didn’t need to know that much about you or your genitals, or what famous celebrities are like in the sack. Some things are better left unsaid. These celebrities have no problem shamelessly bragging about their sex lives.
Will and Jada Pinkett Smith. It’s gross when parents talk about sex. Imagine being Willow and reading a magazine where your mom gives sex advice. According to the Richest, Jada said, “be sneaky… your girlfriend’s house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom. Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex. Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary! Pull over on the side of the road…Just switch it up.”
Olivia Wilde. Things went downhill after Wilde’s divorce from Italian prince Tao Ruspoli. She told Glamour, “I felt like my vagina died. Turned off. Lights out. You can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the homefront is just peachy, but you cannot lie to your vagina.”
Olivia Wilde. Wilde made a weird metaphor about her and Jason Sudeikis ardent sex life. She said they boned “like Kenyan marathon runners.” Okay…
Nick Cannon. Mariah Carey’s husband had some inappropriate but flattering words about the pop diva. He said, “if Mariah Carey gave a bad b******, I’m still going in. Either way she’s still one of the most beautiful women on the planet.”
Heidi Klum. The German supermodel gave us way too much information about her and Seal’s sex life. She told Oprah how happy she was with the size of his penis. Didn’t need to know.
John Mayer. John Mayer had some bizarre things to say about sex with Jessica Simpson. He said sex with her was like “crack cocaine.” He told Playboy, “Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f—–g snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f–k you, I would start selling all my s–t just to keep f—–g you.’”
Kimye. Kim Kardashian has so much sex it practically feels like it’s her job. She said to the Richest, “Kourtney just sneezes and gets pregnant. Like, not everyone is like that. It’s going to take work, and I have to work hard at it. I’ve been having sex 500 times a day.”
Michael Douglas. The usually quiet star shocked fans when he gave a juicy interview to the AARP. He said he thought he might have contracted throat cancer from too much oral sex. And he gushed about how great sex with Catherine Zeta Jones is.
Brad and Angelina. This Hollywood couple is excessive with their PDA. Pitt bragged about the couple’s frequent grotto sex. He said the grotto behind the waterfall is “a great place to have sex.”
Shia Labeouf. According to Hollywood Life, the actor shamelessly bragged about hooking up with Megan Fox during the filming of Transformers. She and Brian Austin Green were on a break when she had a thing with Shia, and they later married. The couple was not happy when he blabbed about their affair. It’s bad enough to kiss and tell, but why go public with your fling when it’s going to hurt people? Come on Shia, they were trying to work things out!
Cameron Diaz. The 42-year-old star had this to say in a Playboy interview: “I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’” Uh, okay.
Marilyn Manson. The rocker got in trouble with ex-wife Dita von Teese for going public about their love for anal sex. He also said he had to have “sexual congress” five times a day. But he has one weird sexual hangup. He won’t take his underwear off because he’s afraid of the house catching on fire and him having to run out naked. Never thought he’d be shy?
Jane Fonda. The legendary actress proved you’re never too mature to gush about sex. She said to Hello! Magazine, “At 74, I have never had such a fulfilling sex life. When I was young I had so many inhibitions—I didn’t know what I desired.” You go girl!
Nick Carter. The Backstreet Boy had this to say about heiress Paris Hilton, ““She was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex,” he stated. “She relied on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform.” Ouch!
Donald Trump. The Republican presidential nominee has egregiously bragged about women he’s slept with (and would like to sleep with). He said his ex-wife Marla Maples was the “best sex he’s ever had,” and called his current wife Melania a great “piece of a**.” According to CNN, he also assured us all recently that he is well endowed after people accused him of having small hands, saying “And, he referred to my hands — ‘if they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.” No one asked, Donald.
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